Archive for September, 2008
Kids
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a [...]
World of Warcraft
Yes. I’m a disciple. Not entirely of my own choosing, and not entirely pointlessly. Blizzard offered a 10-day free trial. I noticed this while I was checking the release dates of upcoming games on Gamespot. Alas, S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Clear Sky and Fallout 3, the games I’ve mainly been awaiting for a while, were still a couple [...]
iPhone Field Test Mode
Hidden Java Features
Two Temptations…
Unicode Permalinks
2 Hours of My Life
He mostly did NOT point out how these issues matter to American voters, and provided even less guidance on the kinds of things he would do about them. … McCain struck me as someone rooted in the past, looking backwards (as my wife put it, “the cranky old guy telling stories”), whereas Obama is someone rooted in today and looking to the future.
Strategy vs. Tactics
“The New Nationalism”
Excepts from Theodore Roosevelt’s speech, O sawatomie, Kansas on August 31, 1910: “No man should receive a dollar unless that dollar has been fairly earned. … It is of profound importance that our financial system should be promptly investigated, and so thoroughly and effectively revised as to make it certain that hereafter our currency will no longer fail at critical times to meet our needs.”
32 words…
One of the passages in the original bailout (yes, call a spade a spade) proposal that most troubled me: Decisions by the Secretary pursuant to the authority of this Act are non-reviewable and committed to agency discretion, and may not be reviewed by any court of law or any administrative agency. If you don’t understand why that’s a problem, see the link.
Financial History Nutshell
Simpsons Chalkboard
List of (all) the Simpsons’ chalkboard gags (the 1st one being “I will not waste chalk”
Some of the classics: I will not waste chalk I am not a 32 year old woman (Nancy Cartwright, Bart’s voice, was at the time
I will not pledge allegiance to Bart I will not cut corners (on 3 lines, the remainder all “ditto”) I will not carve gods I will not teach others to fly My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man I am not delightfully saucy The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with “Hail Satan” I will not re-transmit without the express permission of Major League Baseball I will not use abbrev Cursive writing does not mean what I think it means A fire drill does not demand a fire I will not demand what I’m worth (This is a reference to the voice cast’s recent demands for higher pay.) No one cares what my definition of “is” is I have not been there nor done that I won’t not use no double negatives (3 negatives, so the sentence is true) Substitute teachers are not scabs Non-flammable is not a challenge I was not touched “there” by an angel I will not plant sublimin al messa gore s (aired two days before the 2000 U.S. presidential election) SpongeBob is not a contraceptive Global Warming did not eat my homework There is no such thing as an iPoddy The capital of Montana is not “Hannah”

