How did the chicken cross the road?

It depends on the type of chicken:
NT chickenWill cross the road in June. No, August. September for sure.
OS/2 ChickenIt crossed the road years ago. But who wants a big, blue slow chicken.
Windows 95 ChickenYou see differently colored feathers while it crosses, but cook it and it still tastes like... a chicken.
Microsoft chickenIt's already on both sides of the raod. And it just bought the road.
Amiga chickenThere are multiple chickens, crossing many raods at the same time, but they were, unfortunatley, marketed as frogs.
OOP chickenIt doesn't need to cross the road, it just sends a message.
Assembler chickenFirst it builds the road...
C chickenIt crosses the road without looking both ways first.
C++ ChickenThe chicken wouldn't have to cross the road, you just refer to him on the other side.
VB ChickenUSHighways!Theroad.cross(achicken)
Delphi chickenThe chicken is dragged across the road and dropped on the other side
Java chickenIf your road needs to be crossed by a chicken, the server will download one on the other side
Web chickenJumps out on to the road, turns right and just keeps on running
Gopher chickenTried to run but got flattened by the web chicken
Newton chickenCan't cluck, can't fly, and can't lay eggs, but you can carry it across the street in your pocket
Cray chickenCan cross the road faster than any other chicken, but if you don't dip it in liquid nitrogen first it will be fully cooked when it gets to the other side.
Quantum Logic chickenThe chicken is distributed probablistically on all sides of the road until you observe it on the side of your course.
Lotus chickenDon't you dare try to cross the road the same way we do.
Macintosh chickenNo reasonable chicken would want to cross the road, so there's no way to tell it to.
COBOL Chicken001-CHICKEN-CROSSING.
IF NO-MORE-VEHICLES THEN
     PERFORM 0010-CROSS-THE-ROAD
     VARYING STEPS FROM 1 BY 1
     UNTIL ON-THE-OTHER-SIDE
ELSE
     GO TO 0001-CHICKEN-CROSSING.

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